so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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