He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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