i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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