Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
