He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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