this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
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