Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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