Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Randomize
