So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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