Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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