i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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