Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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