Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
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