They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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