Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so let's talk penis.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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