I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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