kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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