Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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