Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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