so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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