i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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