i permit you to call me
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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