hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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