So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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