Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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