I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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