AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
it's like iHOP with fire
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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