Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Randomize
