I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Randomize
