Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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