Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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