Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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