Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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