But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My pussy is not your playground.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Well I just put wine in my tea
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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