Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
is it fun? or sober?
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