what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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