Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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