turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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