His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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