white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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