My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I want to have your abortion
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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