Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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