doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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