and you said cock pushups were impossible
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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