Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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