Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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