He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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