so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
