Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Michael Bay diarrhea
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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