got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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